Tips for guys and gals ( I'm just joking~ )

With so many topics to post from ( from the newly bought PS3 and what's going on the weekends ), I have decided to post up on some stuff that popped up in my mind early this morning. I meant it as a joke, so if you have no sense of humor, please do NOT continue reading~
Tips for guys and gals:
1) Gals, do not make fun of your boyfriend's or potential fiance's surname. You may jolly well "inherit" the name in the near future and the joke will be on you. ( Of cos, if its your ex, you can have all the fun you want out of the name. )
2) Guys, do not keep on teasing about your girlfriend being fat. You should go and exercise more. Cos you may need to carry the additional "weight" in your arms at least once ( Example, wedding day ).
3) Gals, if you think your guys are playing too much games, let them be. In fact, join them and you may even beat them at their own games! Its better to have them playing games rather than going out drinking or womanizing. ( And they might be in awed if you actually win. Of cos, don't win too much time or else he might just head out =x )
4) Guys, there is a different between a sweet, coy "Noooo~" and a firm, angered "No!" Cos if insisted on, the latter will give you this result "I said no already you freaking dumb ass!" or something along that line anyway~
5) Gals, if you think your boyfriend is not romantic, count it as a blessing! If he's too romantic, he might be a casanova!
6) Guys, if the gal you are dating is always dolling up and wearing/accessorising with branded goods ( such as LV, Gucci etc ), do not take her to the nearby coffee shop or hawker center ( unless you are joking of cos ), for you will be treated with the death stare and probably a soon break-up. ( Such ladies don't doll up for you. They doll to show off to others and are probably a little high on maintenance. )
Just some random thoughts, may post more if I remember heh heh... Like I said, if can't take a joke, don't read in the first place! And good for you if you are one that's laughing/smiling after reading each line heeheehee~ Have fun~!