Take that title and multiply it by many many times...
That is exactly what I am feeling now ( 'cept if I am a little bit more vulgar, it will be another 4 letter word starting with F ).
Why ouch?
I have 2 extremely huge and irritating ulcers on my lower left lip. If they get any bigger, they'd just merged and become one humoungous and irritating ulcer.
But no, that's not the main reason for my excruciating pain now. Maybe, part of, indirectly anyway.
I tried all sort of methods trying to rid of the ulcers but to no avail.
So, I decided ( after being tortured by them for the past few days plus getting bored and sleepy ) I would try Ray dear's method of handling ulcer.
That is to put salt on the ulcer and RUBBED THEM.
Yeap. Now you know why I am in freaking pain. I spent a freaking long time getting salt on ulcers, rubbed ( while going ouch ouch ouch and grabbing a chunkload of tissues ) and spit the residue out and rubbed again till the white of the ulcers are gone and left the ulcers looking pretty bloody.
Pretty bloody... Not bloody pretty looking either.
Now I have a mixture of conflicting feelings happening at my left jaw/gum/mouth area.
Part of it felt pain. The other part felt numb.
Pain and numb. Hard to describe. But definately very SWOLLEN and giving me a nice headache.
At least my hands went cold from all these rubbing of salt on the ulcers that they felt cool and welcoming to my throbbing headache and swollen jaw.
Hopefully the ulcers know I mean business and recover immediately.
FML.
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